new favourite insults:
- absolute bagel
- useless paperclip
- first bread slice
- yellow marker that was used to colour over something dark and now colours a really distressing muddy yellowish-brown
- tangled headphone cord
- ketchup pre-cum
moist baguette is missing
How markers are tested
No wonder they barely work when you buy them.
I want that paper
I don’t like the way this makes it seem like women become hysterical and make bad decisions whenever they get their periods, all that really happens is some cramping, possible IBS-esque symptoms, and flucuations in energy and hunger. I know it’s a joke but so are “Oh! are you saying this cuz you’re on your period?” jokes.
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
I babysit for a girl who used to think her mom’s name was “my love” because her dad said it so often to her.